lucy winchester

I HAVE A PENIS.

Guys, this is AWESOME.

George, you're adorable. Your ears are little big but I can work with that. Who wants to sleep with me as a boy?

This does not feel right. I know that I shouldn't feel this sort of anger and paranoia. I've always been friends with supernaturals, I don't know why I'm suddenly scared of them. No, this is not me. I need to stay away from everyone until it's over. That's all. That's all I need to do. I'll hide out here in my apartment, order chinese and hope that nice telepath doesn't come to deliver it and steal my credit card info.

...No. Lucy, she's not like that. You know that. You are better and stronger and smarter than any of this.

You're a god damn Winchester for christ sake.

Gabriel,

Your girlfriend is hot, even if she probably is going to get me killed.

Love, Lucy.

I've heard rumblings about new hunters in town. That worries me. Not because I don't appreciate the help in killing evil things but because not every new kid realizes that some of the people in this town with Supernatural problems are not evil. 

SO! I am making an announcement in front of AIODE FALLS proper. I catch you hassling the good honest supernatural folk, you will deal with me and let me tell you, MAMA don't play. KILL DEMONS, GOOD. KILL NICE WEREWOLFS AND VAMPIRES? BAD

THAT Being said.

I was in NEW ORLEANS and I brought back presents! Of the hoodoo variety! YAY HEXBAGS! Who wants one?

Also, DEANY, I broke my bike and need you to fix it.

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS WERE SELLING HOT PEOPLE WHILE I WAS HUNTING DEMONS. uncool Aiode Falls. UNCOOL Shit I'm supposed to still be taking it easy I mean...while I was working on fixing my bike. That's what I meant.

Nobody panic. I'm in the hospital. A drunk crashed into me last night. I'm fine. I messed up my knee and they have to have someone look at it. Seren, baby, gotta cancel our date. Go hang out with Ellie. I'll see you later.

HAWKEYE PIERCE! you should come visit me. We should chat about things. I like you. In a non sexual sort of way. Sorry, still gay.

Mommy! Or Daddy! Or brother! Someone please pick up Esther at the impound lot? and bring me caramel corn and my non crappy laptop?

WHEE PAIN MEDS!